February 2012
5 tags
Woody's Other Side
nefertitijenkins:
kuroshi-neko:
pantsareunwelcome:
Childhood successfully ruined…
OMFG!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
“I don’t see anything wrong with being alone, it feels great to me.”
– Andy Warhol (via pro-paganda)
me: *leaves room and walks into kitchen*
dad: hey she came out of her hole
dad: it's like you live in a cave
dad: we haven't seen you in a while
dad: it's like you're a gnome or troll or something
dad: you only leave to stock up on food
dad: oh and there she goes
dad: walking right past me with her food
dad: see you in a few days
1st day of high school: pencils, red, blue and black pens, pencil case, ruler, one binder for each subject, math set, white-out, erasers, page markers, backpack, calculator, looseleaf paper, graph paper
1st day of grade 12: 1 chewed pen, 1 used notebook
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
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Overweight woman: I am confident and I love myself!
Society: Awesome, you're so inspiring for young ladies. Everybody should feel beautiful no matter what size they are!
Underweight woman: I am confident and I love myself!
Society: Eww, you're gross! Stop promoting eating disorders and go eat a burger instead. Don't you know guys don't like skeletons?